So you’re at the beach, pool, or playing tennis at your local ‘hoity toity’ country club, and you notice that the sun, in all its glory, just isn’t cutting it.  Your tan, despite your skimpy clothing (if they can be called clothing), is just not dark enough for your liking.  Or maybe you feel you’ve fed your skin cancer enough for the day, and want to give it a rest?  Well look no further then this sharp piece of technology.  It’s the spray-on, self-tanning, vending machine!  A splendor of modern convenience (circa 1940s).  Not only is it is easy, but it’s cheap too, only 10¢ per use!  What more could you ask for?  A cold drink machine, or one that holds candy bars?  Nah, that’s for the un-classy.